Liverpool 0 Southampton 0: Match Review

DAMN these Reds. Damn them to hell. They love looking a gifthorse in the mouth. They’ve not been short of gifthorses. Gifthorses coming out of their ears. They can’t look at a gifthorse without looking at it in the mouth. Today the most direct. 12 yards....

Liverpool 0 Southampton 0: The Final Whistle

TAW contributors with talking points straight from the ground after Liverpool’s goalless draw with Southampton. Southampton Tactics Josh Sexton: Mad how they’ve gone from being a decent football team to the biggest shithouses in the league. @jsexton24 Paul...

Liverpool 0 Southampton 0: Match Ratings

WELL, how do you slag them off when, actually, they’ve not been that bad and the opposition have played well and rode their luck massively? If you want to blame someone, blame me, because every time I turn up Fraser Forster, who’s absolutely shite, somehow...

Watford 0 Liverpool 1: The Final Whistle

TAW contributors with talking points straight from the ground after Liverpool’s 1-0 win over Watford. Divock Origi Hope Origi doesn’t start the next game, whether it’s Sturridge or Lallana that comes in for him. Thought he could be an option for us...

Watford 0 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

PHEW! Liverpool’s insistence on never having a two-goal cushion is a controversial one, but if it leads to enough points to get us over the Champions League line then I’ll take another three games of not being able to sit down. Three points closer. Get in!...

Watford 0 Liverpool 1: Match Review

INNER Chimp everywhere. Inner Chimp may never get back in. Inner Chimp could be out for days off the back of this. When will my heart stop racing. When Sebastian Prodl’s effort bounces off the bar it felt like the start and the end of everything. Heart attack as...