by Andy Heaton | Dec 4, 2016 | Footie
THE match ratings from Liverpool’s collapse at Bournemouth. Loris Karius: 2 Off the back of a few clean sheets, looked to be settling and then that? Awful. Should be making at least two of the goals, the last one being the worst, handling not great at all. Only...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 29, 2016 | Footie
Forgot just how much I fucking hate Leeds. Simon Mignolet: 6 Decent save early on when Lucas played Goodison Park onside. Other than that, fairly routine, did well with a few punches and everything else as you’d expect. Alberto Moreno: 8 Decent outlet,...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 26, 2016 | Footie
The match ratings from Liverpool’s 2-0 win over Sunderland. Loris Karius: 8 Another clean sheet for the young German, clearly gives no fucks what you think and good for him. Two decent saves in each half in angled one v one situations. Bar giving a soft corner...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 19, 2016 | Footie
ODDS on 0-0 probably longer than Brexit and Donald Trump, Southampton will be made up with that performance and rightly so. Liverpool didn’t do too badly at all, but didn’t have enough to get the win. Loris Karius: 6 Everybody is looking for the slightest...
by Andy Heaton | Nov 6, 2016 | Footie
BEAT the shite by five, win the league. Ratings in the key of life: Loris Karius: C Best game in his short Liverpool career. Made a couple of smart stops when Liverpool decided that they didn’t want him to to freeze to death for 10 minutes. One excellent stop...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 29, 2016 | Footie
DON’T care if we conceded two in the first half, that’s the finest 45 minutes of football of any team you’ll see this season. Also, a caveat, see that picture, that was essentially my view for the game so if the ratings are a bit off, it’s one of...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 25, 2016 | Footie
THE player ratings from Liverpool’s 2-1 League Cup fourth round win over Tottenham Hotspur at Anfield. Simon Mignolet: 8 Thought he did very well and showed massive professionalism, given his current situation. Made a couple of very smart saves and has clearly...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 22, 2016 | Footie
Unnecessarily nervy last 20, wasn’t it? Could and should have been 52-0 up, but what can you do. The Reds joint top. Sound. Loris Karius: 10 Thought he’d be getting his second consecutive clean sheet tonight, and the fact that he didn’t isn’t a...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 17, 2016 | Footie
Beat the shite and win the league, well on today’s showing we might struggle. One Phil Coutinho shot aside, we didn’t look like we could break the massed rank of blue-shirted bellends to get a potentially huge three points. Anyway, the ratings –...
by Andy Heaton | Oct 1, 2016 | Footie
Tight in the end, wasn’t it? Apologies for any typos but I’m still shaking! In the grand scheme of things, and as far as learning to win goes, today could be massive. Only time will tell, but it felt like another demon exorcised today. Up the winning Reds....
