Middlesbrough 0 Liverpool 3: Match Ratings

OH when the Reds. We all turned up nervous, worried, doubting. The lads in the bright shirts had other ideas. They put the ball in the goal and discussed their options later. They all say our days are numbered. Simon Mignolet: 10 A MIGNOLET, A MIGNOLET, A MIGNOLET, A...

Liverpool 2 West Ham United 2: Match Ratings

I THOUGHT this was going to be my glorious return. Where I get to wax lyrical about footballers with hilarious ditties after a wonderful victory. Instead the Reds were a gang of dickheads. Almost like they did it on purpose. Fuck off, Liverpool. Loris Karius: 3 Feels...