Football - FA Premier League - Manchester City FC v Liverpool FC
THE best nights are the unexpected ones. This is what you are in it for. Turn up at the best team in the country after getting beat at home last time out, and absolutely whallop them.

Joe Hart their best player and we still score four. Show them the way to go home. Show me the way to the pub. Up the Reds.

Simon Mignolet 4

Shit kicks, no saves. Shit kicks no saves. Shit kicks, no saves. Shit kicks, no saves.

Nathanial Clyne 8

Tough as yer ma’s boots.

Alberto Moreno 8

At one point he slid in to win it and then chased his own clearance down 50 yards and honest to god I wanted to neck him.

Martin Skrtel 10

Perfect centre half performance. Perfect. Always in the right place. Always commanding. Then he vollyed one in.

Dejan Lovren 8

Not as eye catching as his partner, but impressive all the same. Glad he listened to Robbo on the boots. Might have changed his career.

Lucas Leiva 9

Just absolutely love the gorgeous bastard.

James Milner 9

I don’t like to do the go the game v don’t go the game thing. But honestly you have to watch Milner in the flesh to appreciate him. To see how he sniffs danger before it’s even happened. To see how intelligent he is in everything he does. He calms his team mates when necessary too.

Emre Can 9

Terrific from the youngster. Classy on the ball and formidable without.

Adam Lallana 8

Terrific at keeping it when necessary. Key in getting us up the pitch.

Philippe Coutinho 10

He’s just well better than everyone else. Hope he’s alright.

Roberto Firmino 10

Best game in a red shirt. Was given a tough job and coped with it by dancing around grocks in blue shirts.

SUBS

Jordon Ibe 8

Exciting cameo. Looked a good bench, didn’t it?

Christian Benteke 7

Came on at the right time. Unlucky not to score. Although he looked 20 yards off side.

Kolo Toure 6

Came on and put himself right wing. What a fella.

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