WE’RE GOING TO HAVE A PARTY….
Oh we are.
What a season it has been. What a season. Heads have gone, shirts have come off, your heart won’t stop pounding. You can’t think of anything else.
From now until May 11th you will be able to think of nothing else. Your life has ground to a standstill. What else is there, than Brendan Rodgers’s Tricky Reds amazing you on a weekly basis. These Reds are everything. There is nothing else in your consciousness than this.
May 11th comes. And then what?
I’ll tell you what.
We have a massive party, give some awards out and work out what the hell we are going to do with the rest of our lives.
In short, this season has been absolutely magic, a joy to behold.
We want to cheer it to the skies straight after the last game. We want to go bananas, give out bouquets and play bangers.
The Inaugural Anfield Wrap End Of Season Awards – May 11th – Camp And Furnace.
First Award 8:00pm (I want to get through them ASAP so I can get right on the ale)
Price – £10
Entertainment after? Oh yes. Ian Prowse and John Power. And then a DJ.
What time do we finish? No idea yet.
Categories for the awards? The following will be voted by the public:
– Player of the Season
– CALM Man Of The Season
– Breakthrough Of The Season
– Young Player Of The Season (U-21)
– Goal Of The Season
– Game Of The Season
– Liverpool Album Of The Year
– Liverpool Book Of The Year
– Liverpool Article Of The Year
And there will be an award voted for by TAW contributors – The Anfield Wrap Player Of The Year. Make your Jordan Henderson jokes now…
It’s The Anfield Wrap, getting drunk, putting its arm around you and telling you how much it loves you, loves them, loves him.
You know where you need to be.
Award for cackest hair goes to……
Great news. Had some days/nights watching the Reds on the big screen at C&F this season. It’ll all come full circle.
And the Sam Allardyce lifetime achievement award for prehistoric football tactics goes to….
I can’t believe it, for the 20th year running it’s none other than West Ham’s Sam Allardyce!!
After several years of close run battles with Tony Pulis, this year has been a particularly special and vintage year for Big Sam. When your own fans boo when you’ve won then you know this award is in the bag…good job Sam, keep up the shit work!
Got my ticket. Can’t wait.
If we win the title then the “Way Better than Nostradamus” award should go to Neil Atkinson.
You lads just f*cked with the wrong guy
Lads is this completely sold out now? Will you be releasing more tickets? Or is this going to be another “soz aba you” moment.
gents a mate and I follow you every week in Australia. we are coming over to see you. Any chance of a couple of tickets for the end of season party