Liverpool 1 Crystal Palace 2: Match Ratings

Liverpool 1 Crystal Palace 2: Match Ratings

TEAM full of absolute shitbags. Crystal Palace and their fat-head prick of a manager are a load of my arse and we fell for it again. One hundred-odd minutes and probably, maximum, 55 of actual football? And that’s not a criticism of Palace either — you do...
Arsenal 3 – 4 Liverpool: Player Ratings

Arsenal 3 – 4 Liverpool: Player Ratings

So, Gibbons got fed up with the abuse and Robbo decided he wanted someone vanilla to do the ratings this season who wouldn’t cause murder. So they asked me. Well, erm, how do even start after a game like that? The Reds looking simultaneously irresistible and...
LIVERPOOL 1 CRYSTAL PALACE 2: PLAYER RATINGS

LIVERPOOL 1 CRYSTAL PALACE 2: PLAYER RATINGS

SUCH a frustrating day, especially with others dropping points. The Palace fans sang: “You must be sick of us.” They’re not wrong. Then we all got absolutely soaked. Brilliant. Maybe international breaks aren’t so bad after all. Simon Mignolet: 4 If your USP is...
MATCH RATINGS: LIVERPOOL v WEST HAM UNITED

MATCH RATINGS: LIVERPOOL v WEST HAM UNITED

WASN’T expecting that. Maybe a different approach was needed for a home game. Either way, it doesn’t help if you concede after a couple of minutes. Two weeks to have a think for Brendan. Need to figure out how we score goals. Simon Mignolet 6 Didn’t...
MATCH RATINGS: LIVERPOOL v BOURNEMOUTH

MATCH RATINGS: LIVERPOOL v BOURNEMOUTH

TENSE at the end that. Tense at the beginning as well, to be honest. With some tense moments in the middle thrown in. But Liverpool Reds 1 Bournemouth Tories 0. And When The Reds Win We All Win — and all that. Here are some footballers and numbers which you...