by Dan Austin | May 19, 2017 | Footie
ONE league game left to go and there’s actually something left for Liverpool to play for. Feels weird, doesn’t it? After a comfortable win over Rule Britannia FC West Ham United, and with the league’s lowest scorers Middlesbrough coming to Anfield this Sunday, the...
by Dan Austin | May 5, 2017 | Footie
ON a Monday night in May, the ball drops to Sebastian Prödl a few yards from goal, on the volley, unmarked, my heart races, and I think, “Oh not a-fucking-gain.” I feel as if I’ve seen it too many times already this season. Liverpool ahead, comfortable, but not...
by Dan Austin | Apr 12, 2017 | Footie
WHAT about them Reds, eh? Just when you decide to write them off as a bloody good-for-nothing gang of divvies following the points dropped against Bournemouth and the insipid shitshow that was the first half at the Brexit Bowl Britannia Stadium, they go and pull you...
by Dan Austin | Mar 31, 2017 | Footie
I’LL level with you. I’m a bag of nerves. A dead big bag of nerves. A Bag for Life of nerves. The Big New Ground Blues will cross Stanley Park this weekend on the back of a great start to this calendar year, boasting one of the best records of any side in the division...
by Dan Austin | Mar 24, 2017 | Footie
HERE you are, everyone. Some respite. A safe haven. This article is one of very few pages circulating on the internet this week which will not contain some sort of self-righteous/offensive hot take about terrorism. Quite why the immediate reaction of so many people in...
by Dan Austin | Mar 6, 2017 | Footie
THE Reds. Are. Mad. Seriously, are they taking the piss at this point? That’s now five shithead lower-end Premier League sides that Liverpool have allowed themselves to be embarrassed by since November, while maintaining the best record of anyone against the rest of...
by Dan Austin | Feb 24, 2017 | Footie
WHAT have you all been doing with your free weekends, then? Because of the fact that Liverpool FC absolutely shat their kecks against both Southampton and Wolves at home in the space of a few days back in January, February has been a distinctly lean month in terms of...
by Dan Austin | Feb 17, 2017 | Footie
SHORT and sweet intro this week because I’ve very little to say about the Reds at the moment. They were crap for bloody ages and then good against Spurs, so it was nice to win a game of football after what felt like millennia. I look forward to the next two weekends...
by Dan Austin | Feb 3, 2017 | Footie
IT’S still not going particularly well, is it? Despite the improved performance and result against Chelsea on Tuesday night, it remains a very bloody long time since Liverpool won a game of football. I refuse to count the FA Cup replay against Plymouth at Home Park,...
by Dan Austin | Jan 27, 2017 | Footie
NOT going very well, is it lads? That was probably about as desperately dispiriting a week as I’ve ever experienced as a Liverpool supporter. We’ve gone from a genuine league title challenge with two cups to contend for, to worrying about finishing fifth or lower,...
