Stoke City 1 Liverpool 2: Match Ratings

THE match ratings from Liverpool’s 2-1 win over Stoke City. Simon Mignolet: 10 Seasons can hinge on moments, ours could rest on two, both of them brilliant, reflex, strong saves at crucial moments. Aside from arguably two of the best saves of his career, his...

Liverpool 3 Everton 1: Match Ratings

LIVERPOOL have smashed Ronnie Koeman and his Christmas Tree again, and here are your ratings… Simon Mignolet: 7 Very little to do bar the goal, excellent clean catch from Ross Barkley’s only moment of the game after a deflection. Kicking also noticeably...

Liverpool 2 Burnley 1: Match Ratings

THE grinding it out Reds, who knew, who are these people, playing shite and winning, who are we? Manchester United? Lesson worth learning, though… Simon Mignolet: 7 Doesn’t make a save, has little chance with the goal, makes a couple of proactive decisions...

Liverpool 3 Arsenal 1: Match Ratings

EVEN more fuming about Leicester now. Bossed that today, even if Arsenal scored a really good goal… Simon Mignolet: 8 Cannot overstate how good a save that was from Olivier Giroud’s header — had to rearrange balance, strong hand and the calmness not to...

Leicester City 3 Liverpool 1: Match Ratings

HORRIBLY, painfully predictable, absolutely fucking shambolic. Again. If this is the reality then what’s the point? Simon Mignolet: 3 Two decent stops at 0-0, the fact he had to make two stops against the absolute shite show that are Leicester shows how fucking...

Liverpool 2 Tottenham Hotspur 0: Match Ratings

BOSS that. Funny how you know a game is likely to pan out after 10 minutes, isn’t it? Simon Mignolet: 8 Massive stop one v one when it mattered, needs to keep backing himself. Nathaniel Clyne: 7 Back to his overlapping best, looked far more dangerous than of...

Hull City 2 Liverpool 0: Match Ratings

‘TWAS ever fucking thus, and another one on the manager, needs a new message or new players, happened to many times not to be a massive problem. Fucking abject and what’s worse, everyone saw it coming after 10 minutes. Simon Mignolet: 4 Oh look, a set...

Liverpool 1 Chelsea 1: Match Ratings

COLD light of day and that, but fuck that… Simon Mignolet: 3 (1st half) 7 (second half) Bread, milk, some 60 per cent cocoa Lindt, some soft por… ‘ang on a sec… shite. Lashed his shopping list in the bin for penno, which was nice of him....

Liverpool 1 Wolves 2: Match Ratings

ON the manager this one, needed a momentum builder for Tuesday but decided to throw the kids in knowing we’re a team under massive pressure. Also, a disclaimer, I’m furious and I’m also not trying to bury the kids, but it’s the ratings…...

Liverpool 0 Southampton 1: Match Ratings

STINGS that. And I couldn’t give a fuck about what the papers say, and Twitter can go fuck itself, we weren’t bad today, anyway… Loris Karius: 7 Stupidly good one on one block save in the first half, handling good, kicking OK in a bad wind, can see...