Because he can’t help himself, Rob Gutmann has ripped up the show schedule, ripped up unwrapped and lashed it in his filthy gutter.

Joining Rob on his journey from salacious to the incredibly tenuous are Jay McKenna, Melissa Reddy and Dan Austin.

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