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TOP fucking that.

Simon Mignolet: 10

Could have been N/A. Had nothing to do against the shite.

Nathaniel Clyne: 10

Provided an outlet constantly out wide. Hardly ever gets caught out of position. Fucking boss, isn’t he?

Dejan Lovren: 10

Absolutely class. Bossed the game throughout and wasn’t arsed about sticking up for his team-mate when on a yellow. Cop for that, Ronald Koeman, ya fat-faced cunt.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Monday, December 19, 2016: Liverpool's Dejan Lovren clashes with Everton's Romelu Lukaku during the FA Premier League match, the 227th Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Ragnar Klavan: 10

Everyone was in a flap about Joel Matip, any concerns wiped out within 10 minutes. Composed on the ball.

James Milner: 10

Everything that lego head on the Everton left wasn’t.

Jordan Henderson: 10

Runs the game. At the heart of every move. Squared up to Ross ‘the bad shithouse’ Barkley. Personification of composure.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Monday, December 19, 2016: A Liverpool's Sadio Mane celebrates scoring a late winning goal against Everton during the FA Premier League match against Liverpool, the 227th Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by Gavin Trafford/Propaganda)

Georginio Wijnaldum: 10

Tank.

Adam Lallana: 10

Solid enough before being taken off. A little bit off his best but fuck it, who’s arsed? Great feet.

Sadio Mane: 10

Beat the shite on a Monday night and he hardly touched the ball.

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Monday, December 19, 2016: Liverpool's Sadio Mane celebrates scoring the winning goal against Everton in injury time during the FA Premier League match, the 227th Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Roberto Firmino: 10

We won. Arsed.

Divock Origi: 10

Belter that, wasn’t it?

SUBS

Daniel Sturridge: 10

Daniel and his shit attitude changing the game from the bench. What a prick, ey?

LIVERPOOL, ENGLAND - Monday, December 19, 2016: Liverpool's Daniel Sturridge in action against Everton during the FA Premier League match, the 227th Merseyside Derby, at Goodison Park. (Pic by David Rawcliffe/Propaganda)

Emre Can: 10

Emre’s big lash with the tackle of the fucking season.

Lucas Leiva: 10

Keep banking those medal appearances, la.

The Eight-Foot Fella In Front Of Us: 10

To the distinguished gentleman with the most uncouth mouth this side of the Mersey. I salute you, sir.

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