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LIVERPOOL v WEST HAM: THE ANFIELD WRAP PREVIEW

28 August 2015

BLUENOSE Bilic rocks up at our manor. Gives it the bollocks about wanting to smash our heads in. We’re having none. The Reds kick his happy Hammers until their claret turns blue and send them yelping like piggies back to whence …
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ARSENAL v LIVERPOOL PREVIEW: RODGERING WENGER

22 August 2015

ONCE upon a time, the Australian-born theorist, academic and journalist Germaine Greer confessed that, forced to name names, she would deffo shag Arsene Wenger. The truth remains that many of his own brethren wouldn’t do Arsene. They round on him at …
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PREVIEW: LIVERPOOL v BOURNEMOUTH

15 August 2015

I LOVE the first home game of the season. First day of term. Everything clean. Everything fresh. Everything red. And I love Anfield. I don’t say it often enough. But it still makes me go weak at the knees. It …
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STOKE CITY VS LIVERPOOL PREVIEW

8 August 2015

AND so to Stoke. To finish what they started. Bad days in football come in all shapes and sizes but proper spankings tend to take familiar forms. The day after you feel like you’re waking up in hospital following a …
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LIVERPOOL: WHAT NEXT FOR DIVOCK ORIGI?

29 July 2015

IT’S hard not to feel paternal towards ‘our Divock’. Hard not to worry about a big year ahead for a big kid in a big city. The city has consumed lesser men. Tested the best. Swallowed the rest. For starters, can …
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LIVERPOOL: THE PERFECT AWAY DAY

27 July 2015

WHAT’S your perfect away trip? How do you plan for it? Do you have a routine; a picture in your head of how it will all work out? My thoughts on the matter are here in this extract from We’re …
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